Monday 10 March 2014

FAQ’s of Ouija


Q. What is a "talking board?"
A. The term "talking board" is the generic name for a message board with numbers, letters, & a movable message indicator. The message indicator, touched lightly by one or more persons, slides or pivots along the surface of the board to spell out words. Hence, the name "talking board." There is debate about whether the messages come from supernatural entities or are some form of psychological phenomenon originating from the players. Boards using pendulums, fixed spinners, or rolling balls, are not technically "talking boards" although they may have the same effect. Talking boards are also referred to as Ouija boards, witch boards, spirit boards, oracle boards, & most recently, channeling boards. The name "Ouija" is a registered trademark for Parker Brothers' William Fuld Talking Board Set.

Q. When was the first Ouija board invented?

A. The first "Ouija" board was invented in 1890. Earlier talking boards (alphanumeric tables with rotating pointers), date to the 1850's. We don't see true talking boards much before that.
How many different kinds of talking boards are there?
No one really knows but it is safe to say hundreds, maybe thousands.

Q. Why are Ouija boards banned in England?

A. England has not banned Ouija boards. This is a rumor that refuses to die. We are not aware of any countries that have specifically banned Ouija boards. If you know differently, do contact us. Please arm yourself with the specific laws, statutes, so that we may verify them.

Q. Why are Ouija boards called witch boards?

A. To capitalize on the Ouija's reputation of conjuring spirits & foretelling the future, some talking board manufacturers added witches to their designs starting in the early 1900's. Swamis were also a popular design. They were called oddly enough, "Swami boards."

Q. Do witches use Ouija boards?

A. Ouijas are non-denominational. Anyone can use a Ouija board.

Q. I'm a Wiccan, a witch-practitioner. Real witches don't contact demons, we don't foretell the future, & we don't look like the "witches" on Ouija boards, either.

A. We know that. You must remember that the public's conception of witches was much different around the turn of the century. We're just telling you why talking boards were called "Witchboards," that's all.

Q. Do I need special training to use a Ouija board?

A. Some find the directions on the box sufficient. If you need more, have a look around the website. We've got lots & lots of directions.

Q. Sometimes it is hard to find partners. Is it OK to use the Ouija board alone?

A. Absolutely. Many people have great success using the Ouija by themselves. (While we recommend that Ouija Boards not be used, we ABSOLUTELY NEVER suggest doing it on your own.)

Q. How do I properly "open" & "close" the board? Is a special ritual needed to avoid demonic influences?

A. Whether you need to do this or not is a personal decision. There is certainly a lot of debate on the subject. Within the last twenty years, the New Age movement has lent a unique perspective to the use of the Ouija board. New Agers believe that the proper protocol when channeling a spirit, is the same whether working alone or with the aid of an instrument. Consequently, a session with the Ouija board should always begin & end with a group of correct behaviors intended to strengthen one psychically & to protect against any unfriendly "entities."

Q. What do the sun, moon, & people in the corners of the Ouija board signify?

A. Traditionally, the sun (originally designed as a full moon) means "YES" or conditions favorable. The waxing crescent moon with the single star (the evening star, really the planet Venus, representing enlightenment) means "NO" or conditions unfavorable. The people in the lower corners don't mean much of anything & are just part of the design. If the planchette cycles repeatedly to the sun & moon and/or people below, it means the board is not cooperating. Try again later.

Q. What does the GOOD BYE on the board mean?

A. It means the same as when your friend hangs up the telephone. When the planchette goes to GOOD BYE you need to stop your session because no one is listening.

Q. Nowhere at the Museum of Talking Boards do you mention the different types of spirits or how to be a medium. Why is this?

A. We are fully versed in the different schools of Spiritualism/Spiritism, know the differences, & respect them all. We felt, when creating our website, that it should not be about Spiritualism/Spiritism or mediumship directly. This is not out of disrespect. There are so many different spiritual beliefs that it is difficult to elaborate on one without slighting the others. A comprehensive study of the subject is beyond the scope of the Museum of Talking Boards.

Q. What is the proper way to dispose of my Ouija board? Should I break it into seven pieces, say the Lord's Prayer, sprinkle it with Holy Water, then burn it? What?

A. You may donate it to the Museum of Talking Boards. Under no circumstances should you burn your Ouija. People can be injured when proper fire precautions are ignored.


Q. What in the world is a psychograph?

A. Psychographs were early ancestors of Ouija boards. They were also known as dial plates & Spiritscopes.

Q. What does ideomotor response mean?

A. Ideomotor response is the fancy-schmancy term scientists use to say that you moved the message indicator yourself without knowing that you did it.

Q. The Ouija Board won't work for me. Am I doing something wrong?

A. Like many things in life, people sometimes have better luck with the Ouija when working with a partner. Then again, some may have no luck at all.

Q. What is the marker thingie called?

A. The proper name is planchette (plan-'shet) from the French word for "little plank." Some believe that the actual inventor's name was Planchette. Wouldn't that be a coincidence? If French is hard for you, call it a message indicator. Under no circumstances call it a carriage, center dome, cursor, do-hickey, doo-dad, eye, fulcrum, glide, glider, guide, heart, letter finder, locator, marker thingie, marker, mover, paddle, palmier, plachet, plaque, planchard, plantain, platent, plinth, pointer, receptor, shuttle, slider, seer, spade, speaker, stylist, stylus, triangle, or trivet. That is considered very bad form. And whatever you do, never, ever call it a "puck." If you don't know why, we suggest you look that word up in your dictionary. On second thought, call it anything you please. If it sounds interesting & enough people use it, we will eventually list it here.

Q. Since using my Ouija board I have been hearing voices & seeing weird things. What should I do?

A. Stop using your Ouija immediately! You know who you must see. Go pronto!

Q. How do you pronounce the word "Ouija?"

A. The proper pronunciation is 'wE-ja, but you may also use the more colloquial 'wE-jE. Totally inappropriate are: oh-jee, oh-ja, oh-jar and hoo-jee.

Q. Ouija is a combination of the French and German words for "Yes" right?

A. The answer to this question is "YESYES" and "NONO."

Q. Should I light candles before using a Ouija Board?

A. We are all for the proper atmosphere. Dress in black too, but remember to observe proper fire precautions. Have an extinguisher handy & never indulge in alcoholic beverages or mind altering substances while using matches.

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